a funny misunderstanding.

Ever been in a situation where you told others a lengthy story only to realize that you've misunderstood what they meant and told them an irrelevant tale? Well, i have a story for you guys. Hehehe. If you understand it then laugh your asses off..However, if you can't comprehend it, i guess that is your problem then XD (just kidding)~

It was another day at Ubd, and i was just having a conversation with a couple of female friends about the horrible toilet facilities at Ubd (maintenance is poor for a high institution -.-" ). Then we narrowed the topic down to which men prefer better - the toilet seats, the standing toilet bowls, or the we have to be in a squatting position. For some reason, this 1 female friend of mine misunderstood my question when i asked her which one she preferred as a lady.. Here is an abstract of the conversation:

NB This may not be 100% accurate, but it is close enough.

*before this we talked about the toilet where you have to squat before talking about the standing one.

Me: I can never use the standing toilet bowls that other men use. I don't know why but i just can't.

F1: Same! I can't use them!! It feels like i'm being watched!

Me: .......... (wait a minute.. you're a woman..)

F1: macam.. I feel exposed to the world or something, but sometimes i do use it during 'emergencies'

Me: .......... (ok, this is weird..salah faham kali ia ne)

I can recall as much as the above (sorry). Hahaha. As for my friend, she went on and on to the point she noticed that the rest of us were laughing so hard that our faces turned red! Then i asked her, " did you REALLY use the standing toilet bowl??"

Then we told her that we were talking about the standing position for men. However, her talk about the squatting toilet sounded like she was using the standing one. XD XD XD