Konichiwa~~~ can i speak Japanese?

Konichiwa minasan~ (hello to everyone)~ Through out my entire life i've took on plenty of part time jobs during school breaks whenever possible. These part time jobs ranged from being a waiter, tutor, receptionist at a hotel and others~ Like many other jobs i have gained valuable experience, new friends and went through a whole lot funny shit hahaha those were days~

*ahem* anyways, i remmber one time while i was working as a receptionist at a hotel (the anggerek hotel to be exact). Being able to speak a little japanese (of which i've learned from watching lots and lots of anime) i was pretty sure that i can handle a normal converstaion with real Japanese people. hahaha well that remains to be seen as we progress futher through this story XD One day my ablities to converse in Japanese were put to the test when an old Japanese couple decided to check in at our hotel. I knew they were Japanese the moment i saw them because i have a good eye for these things (plus, the man's t-shirt which has "I (heart) Tokyo" on it helped a lot XP hahahahaha).


So, i braced myself for the ultimate test of my knowledge of the Japanese language. As they were about to enter the reception counter i formed and reherse a few of the basic Japanese lines which included greetings and all that shit. *dup, dup, dup, dup* They came, smiled and put their luggage down and the old man said "goodmorning. I believe you have a reservation for a deluxe type room under the name of xxx." *a silent pause* .......... *followed with more silence with my lower jaw gardually lowering from its original position (CRAP!! -.-" i wan't expecting that~ coz the data said they were Japanese tourists with a poor command of English and i was chosen to greet them due to my ability converse in Japanese) wth man? I don't see which part of his English that was poor??? "excuse me? Is something wrong? continued Mr xxx-san. I snapped out of my shocked status and came to (along with my lower jaw which has moved back to it's original position >.<)

LOL~ that was stupid. I spoke to them in Japanese later on afer i checked them in, but it ended in failure because i uttered one sentence, "ano... sumimasen" and they launched into a string of long Japanese sentences (and they were pretty excited about it as well) of which i didn't understand at all (this time, the papers in my hands dropped instead of my jaw -.-"), but in the end, i managed to utter a single word which made them stop and that word was 'no' hahahahahaha~ The next conversation was in English lol.. and that saved me -.-"

So much for speaking Japanese XD

The return of the 'joker'

Assalamu'alaikum to all viewers (whoever is left still viewing this 'lazy' blog of mine) XD This time i'm not gonna conjure up any BS (like i usually do *just kidding*). Instead, i'm gonna say it you plainly.. I'VE BEEN SUPER LAZY!!! Bwahahahaha~ well, what do u expect? UBD is on a 3 month's holiday, it's pretty salient that i want to savor it and squeeze every bit juice from this experience (yea, right~ if you count staring in front of the laptop all day long facebooking and chating msn a source of great experience Lol)hehehe~

But, due to the holidays and my absence from blogging i have tons and tons of story to share with all of you~~ the thing is.... My brain is on holiday mode, so not too much posting or else i'll get get lazy again~ wakakaka~

anyways, i'll start with a few stories first (if i can remember what they are :P)


*cheers and enjoy~* ;)

The 'witch' gives 'snow white' a poison 'orange'

Hey hey hey~wats up dudes and pretty mammas?? (quoted from Jhonny Bravo) LOL~ anyways, i've just survived another wave of assignments~ Man,i Tell you if i had my ways,i'd burn the assignments down to the ground!! *making a warcry* then run like a chicken trying to save its ass from the butcher's knife away from the site before my mom catches me burning things in her garden or,even worse, an angry lecturer threatening to 'bar' me from exams or replace the notes/assignments i just burned.Hahahaha~

*Ahem* now, on with the show,shall we? :) (i bet u'd like that). but~~~~~~~~~~~~~b4 that let me just wish my chinese frens,chinese classmates and.....owh,wth? happy chinese new year to the chinese community~moo moo moo *i'm not sure how an oxe sounds like but that should be close enough =.=" * now we can continue with the story~ i was invited to a CNY (chinese new year) open at my dear friend's house (Flo). Most of the 'Teslians' were there and we ate, we talked, we went to the toilet (one by one that is) so on and so forth.Hahaha XD but before i get to the funny bit i want u guys to pay close attention to me and the girl in front of me in the picture below :P



Ok,remember the tale of snow white?In this picture, i look like the old witch in that story~ but this time no apple~since it's cny,so an orange will have have to do XD mwahahahaha~ *sinister laughter* kesian my friend~she is the 'snow white' in this picture (malay version with tudong) LOL~it all fits nicely does it not?Hahaha~complete with snow white's 7 dwarfs (the 7th one showed her legs only).. *u guys know i'm just kidding,right? I hope... -.-" *

The only thing dats missing is.....owh,shit!!if the poison orange works how am i suppose to wake her up?? LOL~ nevermind ~i can always conjure up a bullshit or two to the lecturers the next day as to why she is absent XD

T_T

Hey there guys~ I told you before that i'm planning on getting a new phone,right? Well,the thing is, there is another SE that caught my eyes (metaphorically speaking XD)!! It's the Sony Ericsson W902~ The thing about this phones is that it comes equipped with a 5mp camera with auto focus and flash~sumtg that the W980 is missing (unfortunately) -.-"

Design wise W980 rules~As for the functions, the W902 dominates that field :S and what makes it harder to choose is that the price between these two phones is not that far off~ T,T

And on top of that both phones have good reviews from consumers..Here are sum pics 4 the SE W902..










So..I want your opinions~~ thanks~ :D

SE w980 pics~~

Thrust me!!

Assalamu'alaikum~ Did u guys like my previous postings?? Yea, i know~~pretty funny,right?? *giving myself an applause* ahem,this posting will be different than its predecessors.why u ask?Well,simply coz this time i'm not the one making a complete fool out of himself XD *this is the happiest day of my life~*

Anyways,back to the story~~ hmm....mmm......mm.......not just yet~~i wanna talk about sumtg first~hehehe. I wanna buy a new phone~and the phone of my choice is the Sony Ericsson W980 (i'll post pictures of it later)~~ now we can get on with the story (sekadar kan?) hahaha~ ok, i was walking down the street as usual minding my own business...oh wait... thats a different story XD hahaha.

*ahem* i was browsing the internet 4 sum info on the SE i wanted.Then i stumbled upon this cool website which gave me plenty of info of it~ then i decided to read the reviews and i was satisfied with em except 4 1.. -.-" that spoiled the mood~ haha i was actually ROFL to be more precise XD
ok, here is what he said and u don't have to be an English teacher or a prodigy in English to figure this 1 out :P

He was talking about sum shit about how bad the phone is..a few mistakes here and there but i was cool with it :) (patience is a virtue especially 4 a teacher). However, then he ended his posting "...Dont buy this phone,thrust me." I bet you are laughing your assess off by now XD hahaha~ It's like he is saying sumtg completely different!
Do you know how much that irritates me??Hahaha.He is mocking a product of good quality and he can't even spell correctly!Ironic i say coz he wants people to trust him on his judgement, but,shit man, he can't even spell the word 'trust' correctly XD

Don't believe me? here is the link~~ Look 4 a posting by sum1 called Alan XD

http://www.gsmarena.com/sony_ericsson_w980-reviews-2249.php

Tarzan!!! (part 2)

Hehehe. In the previous posting i mentioned how i screamed like hell over a false alarm,right? Well, another almost similar incident i experienced made a complete fool out of me (again)!! Only this time i was alone~~ It was b4 i went into the hall to sit 4my one my examination papers. I had just arrived and wanted to park at a shady spot under a tree.

So i did a reverse parking and managed to pull it off in one go,hehehe *kambang* What followed next was the normal procedure of proper parking - emegency handbrakes up, look into the rear mirror and so on~~ Now comes the messed up part~ Like my dad in the previous story my right foot was still on the brakes but i had forgotten that i had already raised the emergency brake up and put the gear to 'P' (parking). Hahaha,like last time, the car to my right started to move!! Next came along 'Tarzan' and his 'amazing' voice :s hahaha, and to make matters worse my windows were all rolled down XD so people all around me could hear me pretty well -.-"

Hahaha while i as screaming i stepped on the brakes a number of times like a mad man!! It was until i looked back that i realized the car wasn't moving at all.. *oh shit...*
Lo, even the car to my right stopped and the driver as well as the other pedestrians were shocked and had this look on their faces as if they just survived a heart attack!! As 4me.. *ahem* bungkis mode~~~ i took out my shades and covered the windshield so that people would stop looking at me and to reduce the level of embarrassment XD XD

Ugh....that added more to the stress caused by the upcoming exam... :(