Konichiwa minasan~ (hello to everyone)~ Through out my entire life i've took on plenty of part time jobs during school breaks whenever possible. These part time jobs ranged from being a waiter, tutor, receptionist at a hotel and others~ Like many other jobs i have gained valuable experience, new friends and went through a whole lot funny shit hahaha those were days~
*ahem* anyways, i remmber one time while i was working as a receptionist at a hotel (the anggerek hotel to be exact). Being able to speak a little japanese (of which i've learned from watching lots and lots of anime) i was pretty sure that i can handle a normal converstaion with real Japanese people. hahaha well that remains to be seen as we progress futher through this story XD One day my ablities to converse in Japanese were put to the test when an old Japanese couple decided to check in at our hotel. I knew they were Japanese the moment i saw them because i have a good eye for these things (plus, the man's t-shirt which has "I (heart) Tokyo" on it helped a lot XP hahahahaha).
So, i braced myself for the ultimate test of my knowledge of the Japanese language. As they were about to enter the reception counter i formed and reherse a few of the basic Japanese lines which included greetings and all that shit. *dup, dup, dup, dup* They came, smiled and put their luggage down and the old man said "goodmorning. I believe you have a reservation for a deluxe type room under the name of xxx." *a silent pause* .......... *followed with more silence with my lower jaw gardually lowering from its original position (CRAP!! -.-" i wan't expecting that~ coz the data said they were Japanese tourists with a poor command of English and i was chosen to greet them due to my ability converse in Japanese) wth man? I don't see which part of his English that was poor??? "excuse me? Is something wrong? continued Mr xxx-san. I snapped out of my shocked status and came to (along with my lower jaw which has moved back to it's original position >.<)
LOL~ that was stupid. I spoke to them in Japanese later on afer i checked them in, but it ended in failure because i uttered one sentence, "ano... sumimasen" and they launched into a string of long Japanese sentences (and they were pretty excited about it as well) of which i didn't understand at all (this time, the papers in my hands dropped instead of my jaw -.-"), but in the end, i managed to utter a single word which made them stop and that word was 'no' hahahahahaha~ The next conversation was in English lol.. and that saved me -.-"
So much for speaking Japanese XD
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Saturday, June 13, 2009
The return of the 'joker'
Assalamu'alaikum to all viewers (whoever is left still viewing this 'lazy' blog of mine) XD This time i'm not gonna conjure up any BS (like i usually do *just kidding*). Instead, i'm gonna say it you plainly.. I'VE BEEN SUPER LAZY!!! Bwahahahaha~ well, what do u expect? UBD is on a 3 month's holiday, it's pretty salient that i want to savor it and squeeze every bit juice from this experience (yea, right~ if you count staring in front of the laptop all day long facebooking and chating msn a source of great experience Lol)hehehe~
But, due to the holidays and my absence from blogging i have tons and tons of story to share with all of you~~ the thing is.... My brain is on holiday mode, so not too much posting or else i'll get get lazy again~ wakakaka~
anyways, i'll start with a few stories first (if i can remember what they are :P)
*cheers and enjoy~* ;)
But, due to the holidays and my absence from blogging i have tons and tons of story to share with all of you~~ the thing is.... My brain is on holiday mode, so not too much posting or else i'll get get lazy again~ wakakaka~
anyways, i'll start with a few stories first (if i can remember what they are :P)
*cheers and enjoy~* ;)
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
The 'witch' gives 'snow white' a poison 'orange'
Hey hey hey~wats up dudes and pretty mammas?? (quoted from Jhonny Bravo) LOL~ anyways, i've just survived another wave of assignments~ Man,i Tell you if i had my ways,i'd burn the assignments down to the ground!! *making a warcry* then run like a chicken trying to save its ass from the butcher's knife away from the site before my mom catches me burning things in her garden or,even worse, an angry lecturer threatening to 'bar' me from exams or replace the notes/assignments i just burned.Hahahaha~
*Ahem* now, on with the show,shall we? :) (i bet u'd like that). but~~~~~~~~~~~~~b4 that let me just wish my chinese frens,chinese classmates and.....owh,wth? happy chinese new year to the chinese community~moo moo moo *i'm not sure how an oxe sounds like but that should be close enough =.=" * now we can continue with the story~ i was invited to a CNY (chinese new year) open at my dear friend's house (Flo). Most of the 'Teslians' were there and we ate, we talked, we went to the toilet (one by one that is) so on and so forth.Hahaha XD but before i get to the funny bit i want u guys to pay close attention to me and the girl in front of me in the picture below :P
Ok,remember the tale of snow white?In this picture, i look like the old witch in that story~ but this time no apple~since it's cny,so an orange will have have to do XD mwahahahaha~ *sinister laughter* kesian my friend~she is the 'snow white' in this picture (malay version with tudong) LOL~it all fits nicely does it not?Hahaha~complete with snow white's 7 dwarfs (the 7th one showed her legs only).. *u guys know i'm just kidding,right? I hope... -.-" *
The only thing dats missing is.....owh,shit!!if the poison orange works how am i suppose to wake her up?? LOL~ nevermind ~i can always conjure up a bullshit or two to the lecturers the next day as to why she is absent XD
*Ahem* now, on with the show,shall we? :) (i bet u'd like that). but~~~~~~~~~~~~~b4 that let me just wish my chinese frens,chinese classmates and.....owh,wth? happy chinese new year to the chinese community~moo moo moo *i'm not sure how an oxe sounds like but that should be close enough =.=" * now we can continue with the story~ i was invited to a CNY (chinese new year) open at my dear friend's house (Flo). Most of the 'Teslians' were there and we ate, we talked, we went to the toilet (one by one that is) so on and so forth.Hahaha XD but before i get to the funny bit i want u guys to pay close attention to me and the girl in front of me in the picture below :P
Ok,remember the tale of snow white?In this picture, i look like the old witch in that story~ but this time no apple~since it's cny,so an orange will have have to do XD mwahahahaha~ *sinister laughter* kesian my friend~she is the 'snow white' in this picture (malay version with tudong) LOL~it all fits nicely does it not?Hahaha~complete with snow white's 7 dwarfs (the 7th one showed her legs only).. *u guys know i'm just kidding,right? I hope... -.-" *
The only thing dats missing is.....owh,shit!!if the poison orange works how am i suppose to wake her up?? LOL~ nevermind ~i can always conjure up a bullshit or two to the lecturers the next day as to why she is absent XD
Saturday, January 17, 2009
T_T
Hey there guys~ I told you before that i'm planning on getting a new phone,right? Well,the thing is, there is another SE that caught my eyes (metaphorically speaking XD)!! It's the Sony Ericsson W902~ The thing about this phones is that it comes equipped with a 5mp camera with auto focus and flash~sumtg that the W980 is missing (unfortunately) -.-"
Design wise W980 rules~As for the functions, the W902 dominates that field :S and what makes it harder to choose is that the price between these two phones is not that far off~ T,T
And on top of that both phones have good reviews from consumers..Here are sum pics 4 the SE W902..
So..I want your opinions~~ thanks~ :D
Design wise W980 rules~As for the functions, the W902 dominates that field :S and what makes it harder to choose is that the price between these two phones is not that far off~ T,T
And on top of that both phones have good reviews from consumers..Here are sum pics 4 the SE W902..
So..I want your opinions~~ thanks~ :D
Thrust me!!
Assalamu'alaikum~ Did u guys like my previous postings?? Yea, i know~~pretty funny,right?? *giving myself an applause* ahem,this posting will be different than its predecessors.why u ask?Well,simply coz this time i'm not the one making a complete fool out of himself XD *this is the happiest day of my life~*
Anyways,back to the story~~ hmm....mmm......mm.......not just yet~~i wanna talk about sumtg first~hehehe. I wanna buy a new phone~and the phone of my choice is the Sony Ericsson W980 (i'll post pictures of it later)~~ now we can get on with the story (sekadar kan?) hahaha~ ok, i was walking down the street as usual minding my own business...oh wait... thats a different story XD hahaha.
*ahem* i was browsing the internet 4 sum info on the SE i wanted.Then i stumbled upon this cool website which gave me plenty of info of it~ then i decided to read the reviews and i was satisfied with em except 4 1.. -.-" that spoiled the mood~ haha i was actually ROFL to be more precise XD
ok, here is what he said and u don't have to be an English teacher or a prodigy in English to figure this 1 out :P
He was talking about sum shit about how bad the phone is..a few mistakes here and there but i was cool with it :) (patience is a virtue especially 4 a teacher). However, then he ended his posting "...Dont buy this phone,thrust me." I bet you are laughing your assess off by now XD hahaha~ It's like he is saying sumtg completely different!
Do you know how much that irritates me??Hahaha.He is mocking a product of good quality and he can't even spell correctly!Ironic i say coz he wants people to trust him on his judgement, but,shit man, he can't even spell the word 'trust' correctly XD
Don't believe me? here is the link~~ Look 4 a posting by sum1 called Alan XD
http://www.gsmarena.com/sony_ericsson_w980-reviews-2249.php
Anyways,back to the story~~ hmm....mmm......mm.......not just yet~~i wanna talk about sumtg first~hehehe. I wanna buy a new phone~and the phone of my choice is the Sony Ericsson W980 (i'll post pictures of it later)~~ now we can get on with the story (sekadar kan?) hahaha~ ok, i was walking down the street as usual minding my own business...oh wait... thats a different story XD hahaha.
*ahem* i was browsing the internet 4 sum info on the SE i wanted.Then i stumbled upon this cool website which gave me plenty of info of it~ then i decided to read the reviews and i was satisfied with em except 4 1.. -.-" that spoiled the mood~ haha i was actually ROFL to be more precise XD
ok, here is what he said and u don't have to be an English teacher or a prodigy in English to figure this 1 out :P
He was talking about sum shit about how bad the phone is..a few mistakes here and there but i was cool with it :) (patience is a virtue especially 4 a teacher). However, then he ended his posting "...Dont buy this phone,thrust me." I bet you are laughing your assess off by now XD hahaha~ It's like he is saying sumtg completely different!
Do you know how much that irritates me??Hahaha.He is mocking a product of good quality and he can't even spell correctly!Ironic i say coz he wants people to trust him on his judgement, but,shit man, he can't even spell the word 'trust' correctly XD
Don't believe me? here is the link~~ Look 4 a posting by sum1 called Alan XD
http://www.gsmarena.com/sony_ericsson_w980-reviews-2249.php
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Tarzan!!! (part 2)
Hehehe. In the previous posting i mentioned how i screamed like hell over a false alarm,right? Well, another almost similar incident i experienced made a complete fool out of me (again)!! Only this time i was alone~~ It was b4 i went into the hall to sit 4my one my examination papers. I had just arrived and wanted to park at a shady spot under a tree.
So i did a reverse parking and managed to pull it off in one go,hehehe *kambang* What followed next was the normal procedure of proper parking - emegency handbrakes up, look into the rear mirror and so on~~ Now comes the messed up part~ Like my dad in the previous story my right foot was still on the brakes but i had forgotten that i had already raised the emergency brake up and put the gear to 'P' (parking). Hahaha,like last time, the car to my right started to move!! Next came along 'Tarzan' and his 'amazing' voice :s hahaha, and to make matters worse my windows were all rolled down XD so people all around me could hear me pretty well -.-"
Hahaha while i as screaming i stepped on the brakes a number of times like a mad man!! It was until i looked back that i realized the car wasn't moving at all.. *oh shit...*
Lo, even the car to my right stopped and the driver as well as the other pedestrians were shocked and had this look on their faces as if they just survived a heart attack!! As 4me.. *ahem* bungkis mode~~~ i took out my shades and covered the windshield so that people would stop looking at me and to reduce the level of embarrassment XD XD
Ugh....that added more to the stress caused by the upcoming exam... :(
So i did a reverse parking and managed to pull it off in one go,hehehe *kambang* What followed next was the normal procedure of proper parking - emegency handbrakes up, look into the rear mirror and so on~~ Now comes the messed up part~ Like my dad in the previous story my right foot was still on the brakes but i had forgotten that i had already raised the emergency brake up and put the gear to 'P' (parking). Hahaha,like last time, the car to my right started to move!! Next came along 'Tarzan' and his 'amazing' voice :s hahaha, and to make matters worse my windows were all rolled down XD so people all around me could hear me pretty well -.-"
Hahaha while i as screaming i stepped on the brakes a number of times like a mad man!! It was until i looked back that i realized the car wasn't moving at all.. *oh shit...*
Lo, even the car to my right stopped and the driver as well as the other pedestrians were shocked and had this look on their faces as if they just survived a heart attack!! As 4me.. *ahem* bungkis mode~~~ i took out my shades and covered the windshield so that people would stop looking at me and to reduce the level of embarrassment XD XD
Ugh....that added more to the stress caused by the upcoming exam... :(
Tarzan!!! (part 1)
How many of u guys are driving?I can only imagine quite a number of u raising ur hands shouting into thin air XD
This incident was really stupid coz...............(so stupid that i don't have the right words to describe it,Lol)~ One evening, me,my parents, my twin, and another brother of mine went out to purchase some things (i can't remember what exactly,tho) at hua ho serusop. Anyways, after we were done with whatever it was we came to do and it was time to go home~ Bear in mind that we were using the Nissan Sunny (Automatic transmission).
There we go all buckled up and good to go and my dad puts the gear to 'R' (reverse)~~ but the thing is we had a small talk b4 my dad released the emergency handbreak~Basically, we were all preoccupied XD the others were still talking while i as gazing out to the window to the right. All of a sudden, the car moved and my parents were still talking like nothing was happening!! *$#%$!!!!*
At that time i let out the most hideous and manly scream ever~~i was screaming like Tarzan deprived of female companionship (u get what i mean XD).. I screamed to warn my dad that the car was moving~but the others turned to me and smacked me (kes terkajut la) with whatever was in their hand at that time,Lol~ (it wasn't a pleasant experience i tell u -.-" )
It turned out that my dad still had his right foot on the brake ^^" and it wasn't our car that moved~It was actually the car beside us that moved.Hahaha, i thought it was ours XD
Well,at least i know i can audition for the part of 'Tarzan' in any parody 4 'Tarzan' or 'George of the jungle' hahaha~
This incident was really stupid coz...............(so stupid that i don't have the right words to describe it,Lol)~ One evening, me,my parents, my twin, and another brother of mine went out to purchase some things (i can't remember what exactly,tho) at hua ho serusop. Anyways, after we were done with whatever it was we came to do and it was time to go home~ Bear in mind that we were using the Nissan Sunny (Automatic transmission).
There we go all buckled up and good to go and my dad puts the gear to 'R' (reverse)~~ but the thing is we had a small talk b4 my dad released the emergency handbreak~Basically, we were all preoccupied XD the others were still talking while i as gazing out to the window to the right. All of a sudden, the car moved and my parents were still talking like nothing was happening!! *$#%$!!!!*
At that time i let out the most hideous and manly scream ever~~i was screaming like Tarzan deprived of female companionship (u get what i mean XD).. I screamed to warn my dad that the car was moving~but the others turned to me and smacked me (kes terkajut la) with whatever was in their hand at that time,Lol~ (it wasn't a pleasant experience i tell u -.-" )
It turned out that my dad still had his right foot on the brake ^^" and it wasn't our car that moved~It was actually the car beside us that moved.Hahaha, i thought it was ours XD
Well,at least i know i can audition for the part of 'Tarzan' in any parody 4 'Tarzan' or 'George of the jungle' hahaha~
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Hehe.This is to all those individuals who are bloody impatient!! LOL (did that scare u? i hope so XD )
ok,here is the thing..i can't post things that often for a few reasons.. What are they u ask? Well, 4 starters....I only have two hands, 10 fingers and one brain (which is still half asleep, FYI).. So unless u r willing to type out everything in my head i suggest u guys remain patient~ XD
thank you 4 your attention and 4give me if i was a bit rude (sengaja plg tu) wawawawa~~
Cheers~~ =)
ok,here is the thing..i can't post things that often for a few reasons.. What are they u ask? Well, 4 starters....I only have two hands, 10 fingers and one brain (which is still half asleep, FYI).. So unless u r willing to type out everything in my head i suggest u guys remain patient~ XD
thank you 4 your attention and 4give me if i was a bit rude (sengaja plg tu) wawawawa~~
Cheers~~ =)
Missing pics~
Hahaha..i'm sorry~my bad~i thought i had inserted the pics along with the previous post~
Two heads are already better than one. Imagine if you have two identical heads XD
Well, to start the second season of my blog i'll tell u sumtg about me *dup dup dup* i....i...i....i.... actually have a twin brother!!!! (wow...'big surprise' there to you guys,eh?) *ahem* being identical twins we almost have the same interests, hair style, and so on (well, not everything!!!) i don't wanna share my wife with him even if he is the same as me (but i don't mind sharing his wife,though *evil horns potruding from head* Just kidding~ I love my twin~ XD
*ahem* now,moving on with the story.. when i said we share many interests that includes malevolent actions,hehehe *horns growing longer* we use to pull pranks on other people since we are identical twins (but as we grew older we seemed have developed differences) T_T
There was this one time while we were studying in SOAS 4 our 1st college year we decided to play a prank on my Eng literature teacher. What we did was we decided to switch places during class~I pretended to go to the toilet and thats when the switch happened~My twin went into the classroom (my classmates were all in on the prank thingy) and sat there as if nothing happened XD the teacher didn't even notice the difference!! From there on i thought i could just sit back and skip class and have my bro sit 4me (dat was my master plan~) bwahahaha *sinister laughter*
but,as usual, shit happens~~the teacher decided to ask my bro a Q on one of the poems we were studying and he panicked and excused himself! Meanwhile i was nowhere in sight and was enjoying the freedom (wwooohhoooo~). What he did was he went out and never came back to class!! My teacher put me as 'escaped' and went around looking 4me after class~ Lol,at this time i was on my way to another class and was about to meet face to face with her.Kekeke, luckily my twin showed up at the right place, at the right time, or rather at the wrong place and the wrong time XD *aku apa lagi?tarus vanished into thin air and observed them from my hiding place*
My teacher thought my twin was me and scolded him 4 'skipping' class hahaha~
T: mirul!why did u skip class? *thinks she got me*
B: uhh..i'm sorry..but i'm not mirul. i'm his twin brother. *waa!traitor!! (Lol,ironic isn't it?)*
T: oh!!is it?well..,i didn't know...so sorry 4 scolding you. *i bet it was embarrasssing XD*
hahaha~as 4me, i came out after she left and i had a wide smile on my face as a sign of victory.....but that smile soon faded as i saw my twin's frown.... *owh shit!!*
uhh... "i can explain it....." hahaha i didn't get to finish that line to him wawawa~ oh,well~look on the bright side~at least i didn't have to sit 4 Elit 4 dat one day XD XD
as an addded bonus here are some pics of me and my twin~~enjoy~~ ^_^
*ahem* now,moving on with the story.. when i said we share many interests that includes malevolent actions,hehehe *horns growing longer* we use to pull pranks on other people since we are identical twins (but as we grew older we seemed have developed differences) T_T
There was this one time while we were studying in SOAS 4 our 1st college year we decided to play a prank on my Eng literature teacher. What we did was we decided to switch places during class~I pretended to go to the toilet and thats when the switch happened~My twin went into the classroom (my classmates were all in on the prank thingy) and sat there as if nothing happened XD the teacher didn't even notice the difference!! From there on i thought i could just sit back and skip class and have my bro sit 4me (dat was my master plan~) bwahahaha *sinister laughter*
but,as usual, shit happens~~the teacher decided to ask my bro a Q on one of the poems we were studying and he panicked and excused himself! Meanwhile i was nowhere in sight and was enjoying the freedom (wwooohhoooo~). What he did was he went out and never came back to class!! My teacher put me as 'escaped' and went around looking 4me after class~ Lol,at this time i was on my way to another class and was about to meet face to face with her.Kekeke, luckily my twin showed up at the right place, at the right time, or rather at the wrong place and the wrong time XD *aku apa lagi?tarus vanished into thin air and observed them from my hiding place*
My teacher thought my twin was me and scolded him 4 'skipping' class hahaha~
T: mirul!why did u skip class? *thinks she got me*
B: uhh..i'm sorry..but i'm not mirul. i'm his twin brother. *waa!traitor!! (Lol,ironic isn't it?)*
T: oh!!is it?well..,i didn't know...so sorry 4 scolding you. *i bet it was embarrasssing XD*
hahaha~as 4me, i came out after she left and i had a wide smile on my face as a sign of victory.....but that smile soon faded as i saw my twin's frown.... *owh shit!!*
uhh... "i can explain it....." hahaha i didn't get to finish that line to him wawawa~ oh,well~look on the bright side~at least i didn't have to sit 4 Elit 4 dat one day XD XD
as an addded bonus here are some pics of me and my twin~~enjoy~~ ^_^
I'm Back~~~
Assalamu'alaikum~Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages (and sex)~~welcome to the second season of 'the 'happenings' in my world'~~~ :D I appreciate the patience that u have portrayed to me and as a reward i'll post a bunch of stories 4 u ppl to laugh your assess off!!
P.S. u guys have to understand that it's been hard for me to post things up on my blog coz i've been super busy~ i have to walk the dog, milk the cow, water the lilies bla bla bla... *by this time u guys should be thinking "WTF is this guy talking about??"
*Actually dat was just an excuse*Lol~to be honest, i've been lazy to post anything up coz i wanna 'savor' my holiday ^^"
Well then, enjoy~~~~~~ (^o^v)
P.S. u guys have to understand that it's been hard for me to post things up on my blog coz i've been super busy~ i have to walk the dog, milk the cow, water the lilies bla bla bla... *by this time u guys should be thinking "WTF is this guy talking about??"
*Actually dat was just an excuse*Lol~to be honest, i've been lazy to post anything up coz i wanna 'savor' my holiday ^^"
Well then, enjoy~~~~~~ (^o^v)
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