The 'witch' gives 'snow white' a poison 'orange'

Hey hey hey~wats up dudes and pretty mammas?? (quoted from Jhonny Bravo) LOL~ anyways, i've just survived another wave of assignments~ Man,i Tell you if i had my ways,i'd burn the assignments down to the ground!! *making a warcry* then run like a chicken trying to save its ass from the butcher's knife away from the site before my mom catches me burning things in her garden or,even worse, an angry lecturer threatening to 'bar' me from exams or replace the notes/assignments i just burned.Hahahaha~

*Ahem* now, on with the show,shall we? :) (i bet u'd like that). but~~~~~~~~~~~~~b4 that let me just wish my chinese frens,chinese classmates and.....owh,wth? happy chinese new year to the chinese community~moo moo moo *i'm not sure how an oxe sounds like but that should be close enough =.=" * now we can continue with the story~ i was invited to a CNY (chinese new year) open at my dear friend's house (Flo). Most of the 'Teslians' were there and we ate, we talked, we went to the toilet (one by one that is) so on and so forth.Hahaha XD but before i get to the funny bit i want u guys to pay close attention to me and the girl in front of me in the picture below :P



Ok,remember the tale of snow white?In this picture, i look like the old witch in that story~ but this time no apple~since it's cny,so an orange will have have to do XD mwahahahaha~ *sinister laughter* kesian my friend~she is the 'snow white' in this picture (malay version with tudong) LOL~it all fits nicely does it not?Hahaha~complete with snow white's 7 dwarfs (the 7th one showed her legs only).. *u guys know i'm just kidding,right? I hope... -.-" *

The only thing dats missing is.....owh,shit!!if the poison orange works how am i suppose to wake her up?? LOL~ nevermind ~i can always conjure up a bullshit or two to the lecturers the next day as to why she is absent XD

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Hey there guys~ I told you before that i'm planning on getting a new phone,right? Well,the thing is, there is another SE that caught my eyes (metaphorically speaking XD)!! It's the Sony Ericsson W902~ The thing about this phones is that it comes equipped with a 5mp camera with auto focus and flash~sumtg that the W980 is missing (unfortunately) -.-"

Design wise W980 rules~As for the functions, the W902 dominates that field :S and what makes it harder to choose is that the price between these two phones is not that far off~ T,T

And on top of that both phones have good reviews from consumers..Here are sum pics 4 the SE W902..










So..I want your opinions~~ thanks~ :D

SE w980 pics~~

Thrust me!!

Assalamu'alaikum~ Did u guys like my previous postings?? Yea, i know~~pretty funny,right?? *giving myself an applause* ahem,this posting will be different than its predecessors.why u ask?Well,simply coz this time i'm not the one making a complete fool out of himself XD *this is the happiest day of my life~*

Anyways,back to the story~~ hmm....mmm......mm.......not just yet~~i wanna talk about sumtg first~hehehe. I wanna buy a new phone~and the phone of my choice is the Sony Ericsson W980 (i'll post pictures of it later)~~ now we can get on with the story (sekadar kan?) hahaha~ ok, i was walking down the street as usual minding my own business...oh wait... thats a different story XD hahaha.

*ahem* i was browsing the internet 4 sum info on the SE i wanted.Then i stumbled upon this cool website which gave me plenty of info of it~ then i decided to read the reviews and i was satisfied with em except 4 1.. -.-" that spoiled the mood~ haha i was actually ROFL to be more precise XD
ok, here is what he said and u don't have to be an English teacher or a prodigy in English to figure this 1 out :P

He was talking about sum shit about how bad the phone is..a few mistakes here and there but i was cool with it :) (patience is a virtue especially 4 a teacher). However, then he ended his posting "...Dont buy this phone,thrust me." I bet you are laughing your assess off by now XD hahaha~ It's like he is saying sumtg completely different!
Do you know how much that irritates me??Hahaha.He is mocking a product of good quality and he can't even spell correctly!Ironic i say coz he wants people to trust him on his judgement, but,shit man, he can't even spell the word 'trust' correctly XD

Don't believe me? here is the link~~ Look 4 a posting by sum1 called Alan XD

http://www.gsmarena.com/sony_ericsson_w980-reviews-2249.php

Tarzan!!! (part 2)

Hehehe. In the previous posting i mentioned how i screamed like hell over a false alarm,right? Well, another almost similar incident i experienced made a complete fool out of me (again)!! Only this time i was alone~~ It was b4 i went into the hall to sit 4my one my examination papers. I had just arrived and wanted to park at a shady spot under a tree.

So i did a reverse parking and managed to pull it off in one go,hehehe *kambang* What followed next was the normal procedure of proper parking - emegency handbrakes up, look into the rear mirror and so on~~ Now comes the messed up part~ Like my dad in the previous story my right foot was still on the brakes but i had forgotten that i had already raised the emergency brake up and put the gear to 'P' (parking). Hahaha,like last time, the car to my right started to move!! Next came along 'Tarzan' and his 'amazing' voice :s hahaha, and to make matters worse my windows were all rolled down XD so people all around me could hear me pretty well -.-"

Hahaha while i as screaming i stepped on the brakes a number of times like a mad man!! It was until i looked back that i realized the car wasn't moving at all.. *oh shit...*
Lo, even the car to my right stopped and the driver as well as the other pedestrians were shocked and had this look on their faces as if they just survived a heart attack!! As 4me.. *ahem* bungkis mode~~~ i took out my shades and covered the windshield so that people would stop looking at me and to reduce the level of embarrassment XD XD

Ugh....that added more to the stress caused by the upcoming exam... :(

Tarzan!!! (part 1)

How many of u guys are driving?I can only imagine quite a number of u raising ur hands shouting into thin air XD

This incident was really stupid coz...............(so stupid that i don't have the right words to describe it,Lol)~ One evening, me,my parents, my twin, and another brother of mine went out to purchase some things (i can't remember what exactly,tho) at hua ho serusop. Anyways, after we were done with whatever it was we came to do and it was time to go home~ Bear in mind that we were using the Nissan Sunny (Automatic transmission).

There we go all buckled up and good to go and my dad puts the gear to 'R' (reverse)~~ but the thing is we had a small talk b4 my dad released the emergency handbreak~Basically, we were all preoccupied XD the others were still talking while i as gazing out to the window to the right. All of a sudden, the car moved and my parents were still talking like nothing was happening!! *$#%$!!!!*

At that time i let out the most hideous and manly scream ever~~i was screaming like Tarzan deprived of female companionship (u get what i mean XD).. I screamed to warn my dad that the car was moving~but the others turned to me and smacked me (kes terkajut la) with whatever was in their hand at that time,Lol~ (it wasn't a pleasant experience i tell u -.-" )

It turned out that my dad still had his right foot on the brake ^^" and it wasn't our car that moved~It was actually the car beside us that moved.Hahaha, i thought it was ours XD

Well,at least i know i can audition for the part of 'Tarzan' in any parody 4 'Tarzan' or 'George of the jungle' hahaha~

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Hehe.This is to all those individuals who are bloody impatient!! LOL (did that scare u? i hope so XD )

ok,here is the thing..i can't post things that often for a few reasons.. What are they u ask? Well, 4 starters....I only have two hands, 10 fingers and one brain (which is still half asleep, FYI).. So unless u r willing to type out everything in my head i suggest u guys remain patient~ XD

thank you 4 your attention and 4give me if i was a bit rude (sengaja plg tu) wawawawa~~

Cheers~~ =)